Crazy Criminals

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Criminals aren't all master minds who want to take over the world. Here's a few examples, which I hope will make you laugh, of ones who should have behaved themselves.

Birmingham, AL - June 14, 2017

A Pinson man was arrested after leading the Jefferson County Sheriff's deputies on a low-speed chase in a stolen delivery truck.  Yes a LOW SPEED chase.  The problem was that he couldn't get the truck out of first gear. Travelling at a whopping 25-30 mph, he was captured when the transmission seized due to the driver's inability to shift.

Kansas City, KS  AP Wire & Fox 4 Newsroom - June 13, 2017

A man who robbed a bank to get away from his wife is sentenced to home confinement.Lawrence John Ripple (seriously, was he drinking?) went to the Bank of Labor and slipped the teller a note demanding money.  After he was given money, he waited for the police to arrive.  The Judge sentenced him to time to be served on house arrest.

Arkansas - June 10, 2017

A man was accused of taking more than 1,000 fake drugs to a music festival was arrested.  I guess he had the intent to distribute but not the product.

And my favorite:

Texas - June 4, 2017

A Texas veteran was heartbroken after several U.S. flags were stolen from his front yard.   Lucky for him his neighbor had a video of the culprits.  Two squirrels were grabbing the flags and running off with them.  Their intentions were somewhat honorable and patriotic in that they used the flags to build their next.  Those babies will know they are American citizens when born!

Happy Trails

Leslie

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