The world through the eyes of Chance by L. A. Keller
My recent assignment was to describe a day through the eyes of an animal. I selected my rescue kitty Chance, who is also known as The Prince due to his lifestyle and attitude. Here's how I think he experiences an average morning in words I imagine he would use. I have to pee. I'm too tired to get up and it's cold in here. I'm thirsty. Why does momma put a top on the water bowl she puts next to the bed? She knows I get thirsty at night. She should share. I have to pee. I'm too tired to walk. Guess I have to get up since no one wants to carry me into the other room. Why is my litter box so far away? Chance eyeballs how far it is to the floor from the bed. He hops down and trudges into the kitchen which appears to be at least forty miles away. First, a snack of some crunchy food - but only six bites, half of which must be spit out as yucky. Twenty-three steps exactly to sneak up on the water bowl from behind the trash can. I like to lick the water from th...